April 2011
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The Adventures of God
by Lev Novak
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God: Noah, all the people of earth are sinners.
You alone are righteous.
Noah: Thanks God. Long time fan, first time prophet.
God: So, I have decided to smite the entire world with a flood.
(pause)
Noah: Couldn’t you just teach man goodness?
God: No. I’m thinking “flood.”
Noah: So you’d rather just kill every-
God: What part of “flood” do you not...
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Truth cannot be imparted
Truth must be inflicted
- Dark Property, B. Evenson
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Reading at the Wood
when you read at home typically you don’t drink. i write, but infrequently. as such, when i read at the pub the alcohol liberates my mind and i allow myself to be emancipated from the daily restrictions that cause my mind and emotions to constrict and shrivel. instead i’m inspired by the words i read and respond to them or to the emotions and ideas they conjure up. laziness and boredom...
The Hype Machine →
its easy to play the protagonist when the part has been written for you. its much more difficult to play the part when you’ve written it for yourself. when the character is not based on who you are but who you want to be.
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Trick Shark! Trick Shark! TRICK SHARK!! →
Animation done a couple years ago by a pal named Dave Teatro
Funny Stuff
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