Day 2 of 2? Last night’s party was a bust and really weird and NOT an orgy. I gave my investment money to my buddy to buy all the party stuff, you know, that may put people in a liberal state of mind. Anyway when we got to this cabin it was not what i expected and the people were just strange. I’ve attached a photo here:
As it turns out everyone was a virgin so I was screwed. They were drinking juice and stuff so me and my buddy went off to the woods to get effed up and watch the End of Times fireworks.
Anyway we did a countdown to midnight but nothing happened. Next thing I remember is waking up naked in the forrest. We went back to the cabin and everyone was gone.
I’m back at home now and everything seems normal. Maybe i got the date wrong, is it tonight at midnight? I might post one time before I go…
Did some last minute end of days research and discovered to my dismay that I will not be acsending to glory on Monday, that it is in fact Tomorrow! So much for enjoying one last long weekend…
Ok so the party tonight is still on, can’t wait! Turns out I don’t need the tree house afterall. Not sure if this thing goes off at midnight like New Years or what but if i’m still here tomorrow morning, I’ll update everyone on here. If I’m gone…? Enjoy the hell on earth suckas!! *wink*
I’ve decided there might be some truth to this whole end of the world thing and so I don’t want to risk it. I’m going to keep a record of my last four days on earth so that those who are left behind, well, i guess so they have something to read.
Having quit my job today (I’m not sure why i did this because this job won’t exist on Tuesday, but oh well… I probably should have given two weeks notice, I hope the big guy won’t hold it against me come Rapture time), I’ve secured a fine place in the woods to chill come Monday, but I have much to accomplish before then. I’ve enclosed a picture of my Redemptious Abode.
I’ve made arrangements for food and cashed in all my investments so I can go a bit buck wild for the weekend. I have to admit I’m a bit concerned that not many other people are super hyped about this. Oh well I may as well enjoy what little time I have left and go for it! A buddy of mine suggested a couple parties and an EAT orgy (stands for End All Things), so that’ll be pretty great. Apparently there will be a virgin there… Tonight is gonna RULE!